Showing posts with label poem. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poem. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Need to Lose to Win

Well all this walking is starting to pay off - I have lost 2 kg.

Today is a rainy day - so I will do the indoor walking exercise.

Poem about Weight Loss by jen4sexx2

I hit the ground
and I turned my life around
I used to be fat
now the guys think I'm all that

Yes, I did defeat it
but sadly there's no secret
it took a lot of work
(not tryin' to be a jerk)

Yes, bad genes suck,
I know 'cause I have them too,
But don't let your bad luck
get the best of you

'Cause I ate a healthy diet,
you should really try it
I worked out every day
now my hotness' here to stay,

And, yeah, it was hard,
but I got rid of my lard,
And the guys all think I'm hot
when I show up at their yacht,

I lost the weight,
and you can do it too,
and have a fun date,
'cause I am here for you!

If we work together
in any type of weather
We can both win,
We can both be super thin!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Seems ol’ doc Bonnie did lose a few pounds…

Sorry, I just couldn't resist this when I saw the cartoon...


Maybe its lack of appetite,

Or just the meals she has been eatin’,

But from ol’ doc Bonnie the pounds are a’sheddin,

If she gets much thinner,

From skippin’ breakfast & dinner,

Her uniform will fall off of her, no more will they be tight…

If you hear from the old bag,

Be sure to mention how her chest does sag,

As well remind her to of her new clothes,

Be sure to remove the store price tag…

© ed [LOL] 10/16/08

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Procrastination Poem

I read and it really made laugh - this is no longer me.
Procrastination. Here’s a poem:

I spent a fortune on a trampoline,

a stationary bike, and a rowing machine.

Complete with gadgets to read my pulse

and gadgets to prove my progress results

And others to show the miles I’ve charted

But they left off the gadget, to get me started.